Aspiring to live off the land and my music and travel cross country in my VW Bus
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums
“get dressed it’s 4pm”
“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”
“tidy your god-damn room”
and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”
bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady
okauu asked: I love you <3 ummf so hot you're so pretty haha
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